Saturday, August 12, 2006

And the winner is...

Esuarez! Are you surprised? I hope not, because he's the only one who actually bothered to enter this contest. I bet you all thought I was joking about a prize, but there actually is one.

Esuarez will recieve a WWE T-Shirt of the Wrestling star of his choice. Just contact me with the one you want and the size you want it in. See, there was a real prize.

Also, as the only person to enter, Esuarez gets the runner up prize as well. Two prizes! All anyone had to do to get the second prize was enter for Pete's sake. Now Esuarez gets the whole shabang! Here's what the runner up would have recieved:

That's right. Baby cereal. It came in a magazine. They don't call it a booby prize for nothing. Pun and innuendo definately intended. Heh, boobies.

Next week, a new review. For now, weep. Weep in knowing that you have all lost your chance to eat single grain rice flavored cereal! For babies.


min said...

as it is rice cereal, i think calling it "rice flavored" is redundant.

Spored_to_Death said...

I'm surprised that you can see enough to type through all the tears. No, no! Don't try to deny it. I know that the sadness in your heart is overwhelming. Take comfort in knowing that I may run another contest sometime in the far distant future, and that rice or rice flavored cereal may be a prize.

Besides, rice cereal is not always rice flavored. Rice crispy treats come in chocolate, and are made of rice.

min said...

i would contend that they are still rice flavored in that quinoa krispy treats would be disgusting, being quinoa flavored.

also, why the hell would you tarnish the marshmallowy goodness of a rice krispy treat by making it chocolate?

Spored_to_Death said...

Chocolate and marshmellow go together. Look at rocky road ice cream.

Also, I was in a rush when I posted that last comment. I meant chocolate rice crispy cereal. Which I suppose would be the main ingredient in chocolate rice crispy treats.

esuarez said...

The Rice cereal was delicious! ^_^ Oh wait something happening, not good, oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh toliet noooooooowwwwwwwwww (^~^)

Spored_to_Death said...

You actually ate that stuff? Wow, this is just like the time I told my brother that the green paste that came with his Sushi was the dessert. I didn't think he would actually believe me.

But he did.