Tuesday, November 18, 2008

An admission of guilt

Well Sporefans, I have a confession to make. As many of you may have noticed, I have not posted a new review in a while. Actually, I fully admit that I haven't written a review since M.D. Geist 2: Death Force. I have been busy working on getting good grades in my classes, and haven't had time to fully develop a review by bringing my wit to bear on a movie recently. But there is another, darker and more sinister reason that I haven't posted a review in a while.

You see Sporefans, I have been cheating on you. With Fiction.

That's right, I have made the leap from reviewing things to actually creating them. Like any other fungus, I needed to go where there was sustenance; sustenance for my creative spirit. And like any other fungus, I can eat almost anything, which is why I am currently eating Casper Van Dien's career.

Mmmm... so tasty! And almost gone too! What's that? You can only get work doing Starship Trooper's 3 and in one episode of TV's Monk? No? You were in a TV movie called Mask of the Ninja too? Your time in the spotlight is almost up, Mr. Van Dien! That mean's I'll have to find someone else's career to devour in a few months! Don't worry, I'm sure you can get a job at Starbucks... or if you're really desperate, the Sci-Fi channel.

In any event Sporefans, I wanted you to know that there will be a review coming out soon for Takashi-Miike's Zebraman. I just need to finish this exam on Thurdsay to get started.



Technically I should be studing now instead of typing this. Also, if any of you are interested in reading some of my short fiction, just drop me an email and I'll send you a little something-something.... and maybe a short story. The contact email is in my user profile.

In the meantime, enjoy some awesome fan art. Look, I'm right there in the middle!