Thursday, May 29, 2008


So I seem to have some computer woes. I know that you've all been waiting patiently for the new review, so here's something to keep you occupied in the meantime..

Choose your favorite movie villain!!!

Here's how it works: I'll give you a brief lowdown on four movie villains, and you pick which one you like the best. Think of it like the Oscar's for fictional characters, but you get to vote and its not decided by a shadowy board of members operating from obscurity.

Or, if you like, pretend that you are a member of a shadowy board of members and that you're operating from obscurity in your own home. Love that Internet don't cha?

The contestants are the following:

First, up is Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser. Pinhead is not only famous for his stylish haircut, but also for his sadomasochistic love of ripping people apart with barbed chains as well as a few well timed barbed comments!

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell." -Pinhead.

Second is Mola Ram, from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Politician by day and heart ripping priest by night, Mola Ram sports evil on multiple levels. Plus, he betrayed Sheba. Oooh.

You can't have a movie villain contest without the Joker from the movie Batman, or at least without comments about his funny purple gas. Maybe he should have that checked out by a doctor.

Last, but not least on the list is Richter from the movie Total Recall. I couldn't get a decent shot of the character, but as its Michael Ironside it doesn't matter. Our of all the villains listed here, Ironside is the guy who is most likely to actually be evil outside the movies. I mean... uhhh... I'm sure he's not, but... uhhh...

Please don't kill me Mr. Ironside.

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