Every once in a while I'll come across something interesting on imdb.com, and this week it looks like I hit the jackpot with the upcoming movie "See No Evil". But, the movie itself doesn't look terribly impressive compared to the director, Mr. Gregory Dark.
In order to truly appreciate this director, I suggest you click here for a list of his works.
Yes, Mr. Dark has had a long career in the adult film industry, and is the mind behind such great films like "New Wave Hookers parts 1, 2, 3, and 4" and "Hootermaina". Apparently, Mr. Dark also directed the Britney Spears music video "From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart", as well as a music video for the show "Oz".
Now, its pretty much a given that "See No Evil" is going to be a bad movie. The only question in my mind is how bad it will be. Will it be like"House of 1000 Corpses", full of sound and fury ultimately signifing nothing (Note to Rob Zombie: MOVIES NEED PLOTS!) or is it just going to be "Alien 51" bad?
So please join me on May 19th, when "See No Evil" premieres in theaters.
I'll be at home, waiting for it to come out on video.
3 comments:
Mr. Greg Dark is also the acclaimed director of some music videos from the deftones to Marilyn Manson. That Britney spears title in IMDB had to come from somewhere. I also learned you can find porn titles on IMDB. Yeah!! That's progress.
The worse thing about "See No Evil" may not be the fact that it stars Kane, but the fact the original title was "Eye Scream Man" That pun defiles the reader in so many ways.
On side note, I would like to nominate another horror movie for comedy of the year. "Hostel" was truly a laugh out loud comedic triumph. It should at least gets funniest dvd menu music if you listen to it after the 500th time.
Reminds me of that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the eyeball spiders.
Speaking of which, has anyone heard anything about the Aqua Teen movie?
Yes they are... Yes they are.
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