Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Automotive Memorial

In memory of my car, Lucky, who wasn't.


Sayonara pal.

7 comments:

esuarez said...

goodbye old magnet for uninsuraned drivers

Anonymous said...

i think rob is the magnet.

Spored_to_Death said...

You're probably right, in that I have had a high percentage of crap happen to me in my 28 (almost 29) years on this Earth. And I think I'm due for a change. Overdue actually.

YOU HEAR THAT GOD?! YOU OWE ME!

Anonymous said...

oh yeah. that's a surefire way to get him on your side. start demanding shit. s'cuse me while i stand back from you. wouldn't want to muss up my hair when the lightning strikes.

Spored_to_Death said...

Like God's not already out to get me. You've been fine so far, why back away now?

You should just sit back and enjoy the fact that you have a front seat to the light show.

Also, why does everyone assume that God is benevolent in the first place? He doesn't seem like such a nice guy to me. IF there was a God, we'd be talking about someone who came up with creations like ebola, hurricanes and Panic at the Disco!, all of which are abominations in my opinion. Also, two out of the three previously mentioned abominations cause bleeding from bodily orifices.

esuarez said...

When Rob goes into the hereafter, god will say:

"MY BAD, DOG!"

Spored_to_Death said...

How comforting. So the total sum of my misfortunes in life earns me an all-mighty "Oops, my bad."? Now I know how the entire Platypus species feels.